Dear Michelle Parasmo:
No one knows who you are. In fact, I'm pretty sure people from Fair Lawn only accepted you because you showed so many mutual friends with other people from Fair Lawn. But really, you're an enigma. You poke me about once a week, and I've gone as far as messaging you to ask - but to no avail.
Michelle, I don't like mysteries. In fact, I'll watch Unsolved Mysteries from time to time, in hopes of being the key to solving one. I don't like not knowing who you are. So, please reveal yourself.
xoxo,
Zlata Faerman
seriously...she's always pokin me as well! figured everyone else knew who she was and I was the dick who didn't remember lol
ReplyDeleteHa! I guess every HS has one of these...we have one too...I'm convinced she is really a terrorist disguised with a yuppy name...
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