Personally, and judging solely on your "performance" on The Hills, I think you're a complete douchebag. Now, I've met people in my day who thought they were "so cool," but someone of your species seems to be spawn from a mix of the endangered white rat and a dirty snatch. I didn't think it was possible for me to hate you more and more with every article I read.
Let me explain something to you. Your "swagger" and "talent" is NOT comparable to a white Jay-Z, as you claim. No way, no how. Your actual quote, "I’m the white Jay-Z in the game. I’m doing the baller thing. I’m more for the streets," made me laugh so hard, I snarfed up my skim milk cappuccino all over your mug on my computer screen.
Your presence on this planet is pointless and I'd recommend going into hiding before you make yourself out to be more of a fool than you already are.
xo,
Z.
I would be remised not to highlight Mr. Pratt... You zee, Zlata, he is the all-mighty, easily-hated upon, essential-to-every great work of literary or dramatic art, antagonist. Indeed, without Mr. Pratt and his malicious ways and his confusing, and often violent dialogue, there in fact, would be no “The Hills” at all. It’d be an immature, even less interesting, “The View.” So, Spentz, I thank you for being “that guy”--that guy who makes us guys laugh and look good by comparison. Keep up the good work, buddy!
ReplyDelete[Was supposed to read] ...I would be remised not to highlight Mr. Pratt's importance to the show. You zee, Zlata, he is the all-mighty, easily-hated upon, essential-to-every great work of literary or dramatic art, antagonist. Indeed, without Mr. Pratt and his malicious ways and his confusing, and often violent dialogue, there in fact, would be no “The Hills” at all. It’d be an immature, even less interesting, “The View.” So, Spentz, I thank you for being “that guy”--that guy who makes us guys laugh and look good by comparison. Keep up the good work, buddy!
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