Some Facebook Status Updates are Worth a Mention – 59

 

• is there a fan page for the "delete" button?
• is still learning from the Scripps Spelling Bee Finals: herniorrhaphy, geusioleptic, apodyterium and gyascutus
• is being environmentally friendly. Cows create methane which is bad for the environment. So I decided
• I am going to eat as many of them as I can.
• Most promising job prospects at the career fair yesterday? FBI Agent or DEA
• Dear Noah, You bring the ark, I'll bring some funk. Xoxo, Colleen
• Just saw the classiest tattoo, placed right on the waist line. It reads simply "LICK HERE"
• loves when I catch something on TV that will likely end up in slow mo on The Soup the next day
• is trying to find the chocolate he hid from himself
• Better to die like a tiger than live like a pussy.