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(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that
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(218): Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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(818): people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
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(703): I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
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(406): When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
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(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession
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(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession
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(443): i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
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(310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
(770): b/c u have herpes
(310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
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(310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
(770): b/c u have herpes
(310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
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(301): Define "chronic" masturbator.
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(789): If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
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(321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
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