(517): They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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(843): Nice meating you last night
(843): Not a typo
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(310): so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking
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(323): forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
(310): my version of bright and sunny.
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(814): Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
(1-814): I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
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(916): is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
(1-916): what happened to yours?
(916): i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
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(650): Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
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(413): Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
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(510): I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
(1-510): It was probably Jesus.
(510): I feel like he would have left a message.
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(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
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(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
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(614): youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
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(207): using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
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(989): Well a couple things dont make sense to me. Like people in wheelchairs that have dirty shoes.
or how asparagus piss is funny in a crowded room but not in the shower
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(502): Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
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(831): yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
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(903): I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
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