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(610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
(1-610): who is canola oil?
(610): you're an idiot.
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(202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
(703): It's the American dream
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(805): i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
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(650): So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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(650): i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry
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(972): so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
(214): so how much did i say i owed you?
(972): $5 and a new fuck buddy.
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(650): So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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(650): i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry
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(972): so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
(214): so how much did i say i owed you?
(972): $5 and a new fuck buddy.
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(757): I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
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(310): my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
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(559): he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
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(403): The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
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(559): he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
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(403): The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
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(513): so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
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(231): i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
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(405): Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
(918): You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
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(405): Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
(918): You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
(405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
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