Some Status Update Are Worth A Mention - 63

• Why am I eternally inappropriately dressed?
• is wondering if the sun went on vacation.
• hello there seasonal depression, shouldn't you be gone by now!?
• I've decided not to eat anymore so I don't ever have to go to the dentist's office and endure that torture ever again.
• Dear Mother Nature: SUCK IT with the rain. Seriously, enough already.
• just saw MC Hammer walk through the office..
• Is it wrong of me to want my local weather woman's head on a stick?
• is beginning to think I should permanently attach an umbrella to my arm. STOP RAINING!!
• Off to the land where Chic-fil-A is holy
• is searching for Waldo and the sun....
• saw an old, fat naked man blow-drying his nether regions at the gym... really?!