Some Status Update Are Worth A Mention - 64

• I'm at the corner of get a map and fuck off
• I am gonna add "mindreader" to my list of professional qualifications today.
• This week's sign of the apocalypse: my dad just friended me.
• is ready for rivoting updates on how Mondays suck and it's raining again.
• is if I'm ever bummed about my life, I just watch mtv's '16 and Pregnant' and all is right again
• wonders why "Smart" cars look so freakin Stupid...seriously, it's you drive one, do you also live in a Mushroom and give Papa Smurf handjobs?
• but seriously, what's a disco stick?
• was told..."Girl, you got the "fine" flu!" WTF!
• cleaning my closet 1st time in bout 6 years wow the shit i found ...... notes...pictures.....panties (not mine) lol .....it's like a lost and found in here......