List of 60 Ridiculous Facebook Fan Pages

I understand the meaning of fan pages as it pertains to different brands, causes and celebrities.  I can even understand the occasional funny fan page.  But, I mean, some just don't serve any purpose in life.  That's not to say, however, that I didn't join a bunch of them as I was browsing the entire database....

I can't handle these:

1. I Have Zlata Thoughts, yo
2. I Love Sleep
   
3. Laughing
   
4. Staying Up Late
   
5. Flipping The Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side - I HAVE THOUGHTS ON THIS. I recently thought that it would be REALLY cool to invent a temperature-controlled pillow. During the summer months, it would be great to have a cold pillow - and vice versa during the winter months. Should I patent that shit?
   
6. Laughing When Someone Falls (amazing)
   
7. Bubble wrap (ridiculous)
   
8. Texting (I mean, cmon)
   
9. Being Barefoot
   
10. Morning Sex
    
11. I Hate One Word Text Messages!
    
12. I Like the Smell of Rain
    
13. Not Being on Fire (REALLY!??!)
    
14. I Do Stupid Stuff When I'm Drunk
    
15. Money (duhhhhhh)
    
16. The Sun (Who isn't?!?!)
    
17. Water (I don't even have words for this)
    
18. I Hate People That Don't Text Back (Well, that's funny - because I hate people with poor grammar -- it's WHO don't text back, not "that")
    
19. I Hate Mosquitoes
    
20. Days Cuddled Up In Bed When It's Raining Outside
    
21. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman (say that three times fast)
    
22. Naked Cuddles In Bed
    
23. Payday
    
24. I Don't Sleep Enough Because I Stay Up Late for No Reason
    
25. Being Alive (PLEASE!!! I CAN'TTTTTTTTT)
    
26. Drunken Conversations with Taxi Drivers (this one is actually awesome because I do it all the time)
    
27. I <3>
28. I Love My Quilt
    
29. I Love My Duvet
    
30. Not Having Swine Flu
    
31. Hot Showers
    
32. The Planet Earth
    
33. Internet
    
34. Telling Dick Cheney to Shut the Hell Up
    
35. Myself 
    
36. Hair Straighteners (I mean, I'm a fan - but to join such a group? Cmon...)
    
37. Sunny Days
    
38. Not Being Eaten By Sharks
    
39. Spooning
    
40. The "Meh" Response
    
41. Using the laptop in bed
    
42. I Love Being Black (I almost just joined this one for shits and giggs)
    
43. Funky Wrist Bands
    
44. Cuddling in the Winter
    
45. I Miss Someone
    
46. The Moon
    
47. I Hate Mornings
    
48. Fuzzy Peaches (yea, you're funny. we get it. get over yourself)
    
49. Being Awesome (just one of many I joined tonight)
    
50. Laughing Fits
    
51. Sleeping In
    
52. Silly String
    
53. Skinny Jeans (I mean, come ONNNNN)
    
54. Late Night Texts
    
55. I Don't Care!
    
56. I Love My Kids!!!! (Really? Would it be normal NOT to love them???)
    
57. We Hate Exam (Interesting...Hopefully you aren't referring to English examS because guess what? You FAILED)
    
58. I Love Shoes (Well I should hope so!)
    
59. Celebs on Facebook (I don't get this. If you're a fan of Celebs on Facebook, then why don't you go be a fan of the celebrity whose fan page is on Facebook? Like, why do you need to be a fan of a group called Celebs on Facebook?)
    
60. Sleeping While Listening To Music
    

You know what I just thought of?  You could make like a whole dating profile just based off of the groups you'd choose to join.  Think about it - there's literally a fan page for ANYTHING and everything you could think of -- it totally shows a potential suitor your likes and dislikes, thereby finding out commonalities or lack thereof.  For instance, there's a fan page for "Diamonds."  I mean, duh - I love diamonds. I'd become a fan of that page.  BUT, maybe I WOULDN'T because then people would think I'm like materialistic -- you know what I'm saying here? Like, you wouldn't join "I Love Babies" because then you might seem too much like "I'm ready to get married let's do this now and let's get pregnant right away" type.  In any event - I've decided on a name.   The site would be called www.FromFanToLivespan.com  BAM.