Some Status Update Are Worth A Mention - 71

• Michael Jackson Watch - Day 1: Still no anthology released. Wondering if he's really dead.
• is beating it.
• There were signs CLEARLY labeled caution wet floor and I STILL FALL after my workout refilling my water bottle :(
• Since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic he will be melted down into legos so children can play with him for a change
• People.com reports my future hubby Josh Duhamel was seen and heard ordering an ABSOLUT & Red Bull at the W Los Angeles. Delish.
• only in america can you grow up a poor black man and die a rich white woman.......R.I.P MIke
• James Brown, Left Eye, Aaliyah and Michael Jackson all died on the 25th
• is wearing her PYT shirt in honor of MJ.
• is perfecting her already pretty awesome moonwalk in honor of MJ
• all the stories about MJ and how he lived are just reinforcing my theory that celebrities are only as old/mature as they were the day they became famous. Imagine being 6 years old forever?!? So sad!
• So we've just gone and entered the gross part of the summer, haven't we?

And a call out for the worst status message of the day:

• found out that when Farrah Fawcett died she arrived at Heaven and requested all the children of the world be safe. God then killed Michael Jackson.