Some Status Update Are Worth A Mention - 73

• I can actually hear you getting fatter
• has been up since 4:00 and just referred to 9:00 as "this afternoon"
• only in N.NJ can you get to NYC & back using the choice of 10 major highways. AND the 1 you pick, has traffic, at 12am becuase Sonic is open on RT 17.
• I wonder how many olympic size pools I could fill with the coffee I've drank since 7th grade...
• Pazza Notte martinis are the devil.
• is amazed that every guy on wall street looks exactly the same.
• In my next life I'm coming back as a morning person.
• Watched the insect version of Benjamin Button. People were pissed when it didn't end with Brad turning into a HUGE caterpillar.
• i just got a slap bracelet sent to me in the mail. (a harry potter one for all those inquiring minds.) weren't those things banned from schools in the 90s?
• just stepped out to grab a salad and officially hate anyone who has the summer off. And now, back to work. Inside.
• loves the NYC subway!!! first, i stood next to a woman with a beard. then, i sat next to a woman with hairy legs! yummmmmyyyyy!!!!
• wow, really? Michael Jackson is not the father of his kids??? Shocker, they are so dark