July 3, 2009

Happy Fourth of July!

Hey bitchezzzz. Happy Long Weekend! I'll be pretty much in and out of my humble abode -- and gearing up for my debut as a FEATURED BLOGGER on Funny or Die starting on Monday!

I'm excited for fireworks because they give me a sense of euphoria that I can't really explain.

Hope everyone has a happy, safe and ABSOLUT Vodka-filled weekend!!!