July 6, 2009

I wish I could just "accidentally" cut off my boobs...

In England, a 54-year-old carpenter accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw. I mean, really!?

Apparently, he was cutting wood for a cabinet when the saw inflicted this horrific injury. Was he sawing naked? I mean, I'm really confused here. Luckily, surgeons were able to reattach the severed pumping tool.

Again, can someone explain to me how this happens? Thanks.