July 23, 2009

Today's TFLN Features

(703): we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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(503): I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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(571): you're bored at work aren't you?
(703): I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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(815): There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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(503): it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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(508): He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.