August 18, 2009

The Economy Is So Bad That....

  • I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
  • Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
  • I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
  • I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
  • I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.