Nowadays when I see these MEN wearing SKINNY jeans, I can't help but think about the annoyingness of taking those pants off. I mean, even if I were a dude. I don't get. Literally, you have to PEEL them off instead of just "slipping" out of them.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF SKINNY JEANS ON A MAN?!?!?!!? It's like a bad bacteria that has spread epidemically across the nation. At first, skinny jeans for males were basically for the Gay and the Artsy - a population of males I adore, but have no interest in dating. So skinny jeans never used to bother me in that respect. But now - they're EVERYWHERE! On every TV show, on every type of guy.
Do you think I want to see your tiny chicken legs? Do you think it's attractive for women to be in bed with a man who is skinnier than her? I just can't grasp the concept and I know I've written about it before - but after being in LA for the past week and walking down Melrose - I couldn't help but get ANGRY at these boys. I hate hate HATE skinny jeans on men.
And it's not just the jeans- men are more skinnier now than ever before. I'm not particularly into the stereotypical Belmar Jersey Boy - but I'll tell you something...their bodies are a lot better than those men who are about 140lbs. I love me a bigger man - most likely so I don't roll over and kill them in my sleep - and also so I feel warm, cozy and safe. You know what a skinny man would make me feel like? Shit. That's what.
The following are ways to tell if your stupid skinny jeans are way too tight:- Always readjusting because your baby makers are in pain
- You cannot sit or bend your lefts
- If you squat, your buttons will burst
- You have absolutely no ass-shape
- You need help putting them on and taking them off.
- Others can see ... um, veins.
Just stop this insanity.
In other news, I've decided to start a trend wherein I call a guy a Flinstone if he's really good looking and doable. You know, can Flinstone make the Bedrock?
I happen to love skinny jeans. I'm a dude too. I dont know what it is about them but i feel really cool wearing them. im not emo or gay or anything but when i go to h and m those are the jeans they have so i figure that's the style. plus im really skinny so it helps show off my figure, which apparently you don't like.
ReplyDeleteyou're still hot though. id let you roll over me in bed
haha so true
ReplyDeleteone of the new Ford commercials featured a guy who liked the keyless entry system b/c he could wear skinny jeans... first thing that comes to mind -- This guy is the last person alive that should be wearing skinny jeans
Thats like telling a fat person not to wear skinny jeans and saying "do I have to see your cellulite infested legs?" If a guy said he couldnt stand getting in bed with a female heavier than him it would be a federal case. There ARE SOME PPL OUT THERE who actually dont care about dress code, but whats on the INSIDE. Its one thing to be strongly opinionated.. but the world isnt going to dress according to what you 'like' and 'dont like'.. sorry :)
ReplyDeleteMore power to the skinny jean wearing men out there... do you. And do it well :)