The common joke amongst Jews regarding what to do on Christmas is 1) go to the movies and 2) eat Chinese food - Apparently, the only two type of establishments not closed.
Here's some OTHER things you can do:
- Do some volunteering. There are plenty of shelters and soup kitchens that need our help. I mean, we have nothing better to do, so why not help the less fortunate for a day?
- Dress up like Santa Claus and pass out toys to random gentiles
- Go house to house and sing carols
- Stores and such may be closed, but Planet Earth is open. Go hiking or take a trip to the beach!
- Just drive around. Enjoy the lack of people on the roads. This should be done during the day, as I cannot guarantee SAFE roads in the evening time.
- Substitute Chinese food with Vietnamese food
- If you're married and ready, spend all day trying to make babies
- Break out the Manashevitz and get WASTED
- Watch a Christmas Story (the worst movie ever!) about 4.6 times on TBS
- Think of Non-Jewish versions of your last name.
- Come up with another way to spell Chanukah or Hanukkah or .......
- Play with the driedel for for a good 15 minutes before realizing that you have no idea how to play driedel
- Express your contempt to anyone who wishes you a Merry Christmas. Explain in detail why you don't appreciate being told that, given that you do not believe Jesus Christ is your lord and savior.
- Come up with a list of things that Jews should do on Christmas
- Find a Matzo Ball party near you. Go. Meet some nice single Jews. Marry. Procreate.
HAPPY HOLIDAZE!
I have another one...
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#16. Have a baby boy born on xmas day ( now you may have to give this some grand thought and timing and possibly have c-section to make this happen) and name him Jesus. Then you could celebrate the birth of your own little baby JESUS!!!!
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