March 10, 2010

Some Facebook Status Updates are Worth a Mention - 109

  • is attending Her Bed. Simona is now friends with Sleep. She joined the group Sleep Sleep Sleep All Day. She is a fan of Sleep. She was tagged in the God Dammit I Need To Sleep album. She joined the group If I Don’t Get Some Sleep I’m Going To Murder Someone.
  • I like my men like I like my clubs: well built, famous and exclusive.
  • If I see romantic gestures on TV, like rings at bottom of a champagne glass, I think it'd be funny if chick choked on it. Don't judge me.
  • has beaten the kitchen into submission. Who wants a piece of me next? Living room, I'm looking at you! Spring Cleaning Smackdown is IN EFFECT!!!
  • Also: can we all stop saying "sizzle reel" now? So unpleasant-sounding! Might as well call it a "Movie Moist-Maker"
  • Seriously, I shouldn't be allowed to own a digital camera OR a cell. I can't even use my cell. Can't even text anymore. The volume no longer works so now I have no alarm clock. My cells always meet a death by drowning. This is my 3rd cell that has drowned. All methods of future communication should occur through f...acebook or email until further notice. :(
  • I'm as excited as the next about NYC's beautiful, warm weather. But using a camelback while strolling along the streets might be pushing it.
  • can admit that she has a very low tolerance for people in general.
  • Corey Haim died of an overdose. anyone else not shocked?

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