Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: 134

Montel Williams For me, marijuana eases the pain in my feet — on a scale of 1 to 10, brings it from a 6 down to a 4 and keeps it there — makes it manageable so I
can deal with the rest of my day.
Allan Finn I can now officially be introduced with, "As seen on Last Comic Standing."
Lisa Nikulicz is surprised at the number of "normal" people out and about in Hoboken at 5:15 am
Rich Dabrowski i wish Hallmark would make a card for black whores
Selena Ricks Lost count of the punch I drank Sunday night, so cocktail counting is over. Had approx 32 drinks first week of June (article research, Beefeater Summer launch, Gourmet Latino Fest). So approx 128 drinks/month or 4.3 drinks/day? I can live with that.
Josh Beckerman The most underused word in the English language has to be "poppycock". Seriously, when was the last time you used "poppycock" in a sentence? If you tell me last week, that is pure poppycock.
Ben Schwartz I have a feeling if Another Bad Creation performed Iesha or Playground today, they would come across as pedophiles.
Sampson Leigh Highest in my class 'cause I stay down then I blaze up
Steven Salmon For the first time in 2 years my mail came early and netflix sent me my new release on time
Kirsten Ott Palladino wonders if the editors of Brides, Get Married, Martha Stewart Weddings or other national wedding magazines also get pitched by lubricant and sex toy companies