October 29, 2010

HEADLINE NEWZ: Pregnant inmate carries more than a baby

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Nurses examining a pregnant jail inmate in Cincinnati found she was carrying more than just a baby.  Police said 24-year-old January Newport was being prepared for a Cesarean section last month when nurses found a variety of 15 different pills used to treat anxiety up her vajayjay.

Newport had been arrested the day before on a theft charge, allegedly stealing a computer from a Cincinnati area Walmart store. I wonder if she used her vajayjay as a vessel for that too?

Bitches be crazy.