October 26, 2010

Man complains to police about buying bad marijuana

This story comes out of Southwestern Pennsylvania – just a preempt so you’re not completely shocked.  Homeboy dialed 911 to complain about some really bad pot he bought – but it turned out to be something other than pot.  The police WENT TO THE KID’S HOME and performed a field test, determining the substance wasn’t pot at all.  However, they won’t say what it is.

Homeboy told officers he bought the stuff earlier that day and “it was nasty” when he smoked it.  I mean, does any of this make sense to you?  So, in fact: 21-year-old homeboy didn’t ACTUALLY buy marijuana BUT the incident is under investigation and he can be charged with possessing a counterfeit controlled substance.

Why is this news, by the way?