Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Kevin Gondres Earth; you don't have to be crazy to live here but it helps ...

Megan Brown Snoop Dogg is now following me on Twitter...today kicks ass!

Lauryn Kahn Dude, if Lady Gaga has a child and takes it on tour, I'm pretty sure it's name will be Baby GooGoo.

Anthony Crupi Half a Xanax!? Half a Xanax!? That's like asking me to dry off with a cocktail napkin.

Diana Diner dear sir on train: your hacking and wheezing for 5 straight minutes sounds like kennel cough. my vet can fix that for you. COVER YOUR MOUTH. I don't want your tb