In absolutely normal news, a Florida woman was charged with trying to sell her infant son in order to pay for a new car. This is straight up a true story. I saw it on the 11pm broadcast Tuesday night.
This baby’s grandmother brokered a deal initially at $75K, but agreed to cut the price to $30K when the prospective buyer of the baby couldn’t get a bank loan for the first amount.
The baby’s mother, Stephanie Bigbee Flemming, 22, of Bradenton, Florida was going to receive $9K out of the deal. Again, I’m not lying. THIS is news. The money was going to go towards the purchase of a new car and court costs for a previous probation violation.
The grandmother, Patty Bigbee, 45, was also arrested with her boyfriend, Lawrence Works, 42, both of Holly Hill, Florida.
How’d they get caught? A family member with a head on their shoulders alerted the police during the initial negotiations. Bigbee and Works were arrested when they collected a $30K check and HANDED OVER THE BABY TO AN UNDERCOVER AGENT IN A PARKINGLOT. OK?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Uhm, why does grandma literally look 75. Holy fuck!
ReplyDelete