December 6, 2010

No Shit! Woman sues after bathroom injury.

A woman from Michigan broke her hand while reaching for toilet paper may sue the restaurant over her injury.  Sheri Schooley says the cover of the dispenser fell on her right hand, causing it to break.  Um, if THAT made her hand break, she should consider some Boneva, because bitch’s bones be brittle!

The 58-year-old says she can’t work anymore as an administrative assistant because she can’t type.  Even worse, she says her bowling average dropped by 40 pins after she was forced to switch hands.  The horror!

Here’s a tip – don’t try to bowl when you have a broken hand. In the words of D12, “Bitch, are you retarded?”