Snooki recently told E! News, “My number one resolution is definitely to keep up with my training and keep losing weight and getting toned. I try to eat healthy. I just have to quit the drinking so much. If I do drink, it’s going to be like, vodka and seltzer…maybe like two or three.”
Look – whatever the Snook needs to do, she can do. But I tell you now – if I see her in a white dress singing “It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day” a la Jennifer Hudson, I’ll fucking scream.
Snooki has been getting a lot of press lately because of her soon-to-be New York Times Best Seller book, A Shore Thing. If you haven’t yet seen any exerpts yet – you’re a fool – because she’s a joke:
“Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it
hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart
slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”
She’s also been promoting Season 3 of Jersey Shore which premieres THIS Thursday.
Here’s a sneak peak at the season! Get ready for some awesomely awesome live-blogging from yours truly!
Jersey Shore
Tags: Jersey Shore Season 3 Sneak Peek: Back To Jersey. Back To Crazy., MTV
When you blog about jersey Shore, I cry from laughter.
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