April 29, 2011

Royal Wedding Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

April 29, 2011 will go down in history as the day Prince William and Kate Middleton exchanged vows and became the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.  Let's see what Facebook Status Updates have to say about the Royal Wedding:

  • Nick Ragone The last time I watched a royal wedding on TV was when Joanie married Chachi. Now that's royalty!
  • Valerie Nome I could totally go for a royal wedding doughnut from Dunkin' Donuts. Has anyone had one? How was it?
  • Andrew Goldstein  Memo to Posh Spice: You're not fooling anyone. We all know you're covering up a zit on your forehead with that hat.
  • Patricia G. Birch  I was looking fwd to seeing Kate gown but I am COMPLETELY underwhelmed. she couldn't look more matronly!
  • Josh Beckerman Darn! Just got my invite to the Royal Wedding in the mail today. UPS is so slow!
  • Andrew Goldstein Just saw that William and Kate kissed on a balcony. Meanwhile across town Amy Winehouse puked off one. 
  • Sean-Patrick M. Hillman  Does anyone know if Wills or Kate checked in on @Foursquare 4 their wedding at Westminster Abbey?
  • Mike Gagliardi Good thing ESPN has "news" on. All about the draft. I'll take that WITH no season than 1 millisecond of this wedding shit. I got married. It's the same thing.
  • Nick Hargus i only watch weddings that i'm invited to.
  • Saryn Chorney Rosenthal Wait... did I just hear the Royal Newlyweds are visiting LA next? Oh dear lord, love these kids, but Obama in town is clusterfruckety enough.
  • Andrew Goldstein ROYAL WEDDING FASHION UPDATE: Kate Middleton in House of McQueen. Susan Boyle in House of Pancakes
  • Karen James Seriously people, it's just 2 other people you don't know getting married. Of course they kiss lol! So glad this insanity is over so Barbara Walters can come back to The View & insult more guests she doesn't like!
  • Gerard Norcia Talk about trendy, the prince got the same haircut as me. Everybody's doing it!!!
  • Jessica Hersh Disclaimer: My waist will not be remotely as tiny as Kate's when I walk down the aisle. Way to set the bar for brides-to-be, gorgeous Princess Jerkface.
  • Rich Dabrowski Prince William looked as comfortable kissing Kate as Elton John would with a $100 bill at Scores... lock of the week Harry bangs Pipa tonight
  • Paula Froelich Brian Williams flies to London to cover wedding and comes right back for tornados. Enough. Anchors should be anchors. Not reporters. Its a waste of $ and not necessary (you listening, Anderson Cooper?)
  • Jim Shi The McQueen wedding dress incorporates four emblems of the UK: the rose, thistle, daffodil and shamrock.
  • Andrew Goldstein Only thing that could make the #RoyalWedding better is if John Cusack showed up w a boombox over his head blasting "In Your Eyes"
  • Dennis Haskins (MR. BELDING) My wedding invitation must be lost in the mail. So I'm going 2 Charleston, WVa 2 the Power game 2nite! Come say hi! Eat a hot dog!
  • Jen Khoury I think it's disgusting that more people know every detail of the royal wedding (which has nothing to do with our country!) than they know about what's happening in, say, the middle east or the 50 million wars we're fighting. Really, people?! Put down the People magazine and try picking up the Wall Street Journal.
  • Michelle Overall are the wedding programs on eBay yet?
  • Zhanna Zonis cannot believe that some people woke up at 4 am to watch the Royal Wedding... No prince or princess in the world is worth me waking up that early! Besides - isn't this why we have DVR's?!
  • Jim Shi Catherine's Cartier "Halo" tiara was made in 1936 and was lent to her by the Queen.
  • Jim Shi Do you think Catherine Middleton shouted in the Rolls-Royce, "Dad, get off my dress!"
  • Michelle Overall didn't wake up this early on the day of my own wedding!!
  • Ben Schwartz Twenty bucks says The Royal Divorce will get better ratings. Also, note to self, that's an amazing band name.

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