May 3, 2011

Best Facebook Status Updates about Osama Bin Laden's Death

It was officially announced yesterday that Osama Bin Laden is dead.  Here is a collection of some of my favorite Facebook Status Updates surrounding the news:


  • Jeremy Olshan Now we need a reality show that pits those who don't believe Obama was born in US against those who don't believe Osama is dead
  • Rick Dobbs  Remember on Sept 12, 2001, when you saw people in some places abroad celebrating death? Exactly. Don't be like that.
  • Alex Blagg  Things are going to get confusing for anyone who wants to talk about The Killing around the water cooler tomorrow.
  • Tina Pinelli i cant wait to see the southpark about this
  • Tarik Trad So, what's new?
  • Alexis Tirado ‎"Bin Laden was not a muslim leader. He was a mass murderer of muslims." Thank you, Mr. President, for acknowledging this in your historical speech tonight.
  • Andrew Goldstein At the time of his death #OBL was found in a mansion... handing out roses to a group of single women competing to marry him
  • Peter Habegger Trump that, Donald.
  • Andrew Goldstein Before shooting #OBL, operatives pulled off his beard revealing that is was Old Man Withers from the haunted amusement park this whole time #ScoobyDooEnding
  • Sarah Horne how did people get their hands on all these American flags so quickly?
  • Adam Lazzara Loved the way the prez just dropped the mic and walked away with swagger after his speech.
  • I Have Zlata Thoughts And yet Tupac's killer is still on the loose..
  • Dan Cotoia Great news but what took Jack Bauer so long?
  • Jim Shi It would have been cute if Obama came out in a Tom Ford robe with a Bottega Veneta eye mask.
  • I Have Zlata Thoughts Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location"
  • Paula Froelich im super annoyed that bin laden had a two story penthouse and i still have a small one bedroom.
  • Romi Pelc I know Obama and Trump don't get along but he didn't have to ruin celebrity apprentice
  • Shauna Bass ‎1̶.̶ ̶O̶s̶a̶m̶a̶ ̶B̶i̶n̶ ̶L̶a̶d̶e̶n̶ 2. Waldo 3. Carmen Sandiego
  • Roland Brian Alonzi I wonder what was the last thing that went through bin Laden's head? Oh that's right, it was a 5.56mm bullet from an M16!
  • I Have Zlata Thoughts I hope Osama was able to cross off "learn how to Dougie" from his bucket list before we killed him.