How NOT to Smuggle Your Husband Out of Jail

In Mexico, a Maria del Mar Arjona was caught trying to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase after a conjugal visit.  Police became suspicious when the woman seemed nervous pulling a large black suitcase that looked extremely bulky.

Upon closer inspection, authorities found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerine curled up inside in the fetal position.

I’d love to figure out what kind of luggage that is so I can add it to my registry!