September 12, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Servando Enchilada pictures + functional illiteracy = facebook

Jared Kahn Raging my childhood face off @ Six Flags!

Scott Nathan Mel Gibson is making a film about Jewish hero Judah Maccabeee. Warner Bros, you're as loyal as a hooker.

Richard Piana Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

Leah Cramer I've finally seen it all. Man riding bike with NO HANDS with child in back seat and puppy being swaddled in baby bjorn!

Jared Kahn Six Flags is closed! Yay!<--sarcasm. Any ideas for a rage-worthy day?

Bryce A James Note to self... Valerian root + chamomille + melatonin + Tylenol PM = COMA ;)

Gladys Malungcot Ok so it turned out I'm not an identity theft victim after all. I just received an email from Best Buy that they just automatically renewed my antivirus subscription for...$42.79!!! Ooops, my bad!!

Anna Battiloro Spotted on NJ Transit, a woman with a cassette tape walk man and actual cassette tapes! For a second I had a hard time remembering what year it was. #confused

Stephanie Moran Bein HAPPY doesn't mean dat everything is perfect it means dat u decided to look beyond da imperfections.......

Jimmy Im so far i've seen a bird eat a dragonfly, a dog drive a moped, tree roots engulf a temple, got a massage by a blind man and saw a fortune teller who believes i'm quite charming. i love cambodia.