You people make me laugh:
Sneezing while driving is absolutely terrifying.
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
Love it that the guy from the vegan health food store on the way to work is looking around furtively right now as he buys a jelly donut from the pushcart guy on the corner.
Is it true that some gang members tried to shoot Tai at the mall?
Ever watch "That 70s Show" and pondered: I wonder how Kelso would act if he was wealthy beyond his wildest dreams? I found out. Just watch the new "Two and a Half Men!"
Happy Birthday, Google. What do you get the website that already has all of your personal data, banking info and browsing history?
A little offended that Chipotle is not serving a brisket burrito in honor of Rosh Hashanah today.
If everything works out right, I hope to get my shofar blown tonite.
FACT: starting work at 7:30am causes me to have suicidal tendencies around 2:45pm.
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oh girls...sigh. wetting a paper towel and wiping the toilet seat does not sanitize it.
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