YOU PEOPLE MADE ME LAUGH TODAY:
My Bus broke down in the Lincoln tunnel... FML
Dear Fios Technician,
Please arrive and fix our cable and internet woes before the Devils game starts at 7:00.
Most sincerely,
Brian on the couch drinking Molson.
Rule #1: cursing at the parking attendant is guaranteed to make your car the last to come up. Chill out lady.
Dear City of Paterson: Make your street cleaning signs more visible next time. I don't need another ticket. Thanks.
press release of the day: Quick, Painless Procedure Can Re-Align Derriere in Less Than 45 Minutes
Pet peeve: rude people who lean against pole in subway so you can't hold on. Even worse..those who don't stop leaning when you say excuse me
I will be on Fox 5 San Diego tomorrow as part of a segment on the Interplanetary Conclave of Light, a "Ufo-liday" taking place on 33 planets this weekend. Segment will be around 8:50 ish.
My gypsy cab driver just gave me a discount because I have a mohawk. #HairFare
Apparently everyone can't drive today. Don't get pissed at me if you think pulling to the right side if the road to turn left is a smart idea, and I tell you to shove it up your ass
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