Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
Wanna look like a crazy person in public? It's easy! All you have to do is wear a cape. The end.
Just figured out Dasani's new slogan- Dasani, the water you're stuck with at most airports so stop whining and drink up.
Over the weekend, Apple sold four million iPhone 4S phones. My fiance and I accounted for .000049 percent of those sales.
Had a funny facebook update but now I forgot it in the two minutes it took me to sign on facebook....ughhh okay back to work. Old age 1 - Silverstein 0
"It's ok I speak typo" -- funniest line I've heard all day ;)
really doesn't care what other people think, and wishes everyone else would just be who they are and like what they like without apologizing for it and acting like hypocrites.
I hate being bi-polar, its so awesome.
Dear World..
I have the BEST idea ever.. spay and neuter your pets.
Love- The puppy who just got euthanized at your local shelter..
things that ruin my day: enrique iglesias on my pandora. and also, enrique iglesias in general.
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