Kanye West and Jay-Z's "That Shit Crazy" : Lyrics and Shit

Ok look, I LOVE rap. Moreover, I LOVE Jay-Z.  I think his lyrics are always on-point, extremely clever and always make me think "that motherfucker did it again!"  But with the popularity of "That Shit Crazy" I had to take a minute to express my thoughts.

This song. Makes. Absolutely. NO SENSE.  Clearly, Kanye had a lot to do with it, since he's like, the worst "rapper" ever.  I listened to the song on repeat (as I do many of Jay-Z's newest songs) and really tried to decipher WHAT they were saying.  I couldn't.

Then, I went to one of those lyrics websites to try and follow along.  Turns out, this shit really is crazy!  NOTHING makes sense. None of it is English. ESPECIALLY Kanye's part! The lyrics don't form complete sentences - there is no "cool" factor or "awww shit!" within any of part of this song.  The only part that makes "This Shit Crazy" is the song itself.

Nevertheless, I'll jam out to it when it's on.  Now THAT shit is crayyyyy.

Your thoughts?

[Jay-Z]

So I ball so hard motherfuckers want to fine me

First niggas got to find me

What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me

Can you please remind me?

Ball so hard, this shit crazy

Y'all know that don't shit phase me

The Nets could go 0 for 82

And I look at you like this shit gravy

Ball so hard this shit weird because

We ain't even supposed to be here

Ball so hard since we here

It's only right that we'd be fair

Psycho: I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick

Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6

Ball so hard got a broke clock

Rolleys that don't tick tock

Audemars that's losing time

Hidden behind all these big rocks

Ball so hard I'm shocked too

I'm supposed to be locked up too

If you escape what I've escaped

You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too

Ball so hard let’s get faded

Le Meurice for like 6 days, Gold bottles, scold models

Spillin’ Ace on my sick J’s, Ball so hard bitch behave

Just might let you meet Ye

Chi towns D. Rose, I’m movin’ the Nets to BK

[Jay-Z]

Ball so hard motherfuckers want to fine me

[Kanye West]

That shit crazy, That shit crazy, That shit crazy

That shit crazy, That shit crazy, That shit crazy

[Kanye West]

She said Ye can we get married at the mall?

I said look you need to crawl for you ball

Come and meet me in the bathroom stall

And show me why you deserve to have it all

That shit crazy, ain’t it Jay?

What she order, fish filet?

Your whip so cold, this old thing

Act like you’ll ever be around motherfuckers like this again

Bougie girl, grab her hand

Fuck that bitch she don’t wanna dance

Excuse my French but I’m in France

(I’m just sayin)

Prince William ain’t do it right if you ask me

Cause if I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley

What’s Gucci my nigga? What’s Louie my killa?

What’s drugs my deala? What’s that jacket, Margiela?

Doctors say I’m the illest

Cause I’m suffering from realness

Got my niggas in Paris

And they going gorillas, huh!

[Interlude]

I don't even know what that means

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

No it's not, it's gross

Gets the people going

[Jay-Z]

Ball so hard motherfuckers want to find me

Ball so hard motherfuckers want to find me

[Kanye West]

You are now watching the throne

Don’t let me get in my zone

Don’t let me get in my zone

Don’t let me get in my zone

These other niggas is lyin

Actin’ like the summer ain’t mine

[Jay-Z]

I got that hot bitch in my home

[Kanye West]

You know how many hot bitches I own

Don’t let me in my zone, Don’t let me in my zone

Don’t let me in my zone, Don’t let me in my zone

The stars is in the building

They hands is to the ceiling, I know I’m bout to kill it

How you know, I got that feeling

You are now watching the throne

Don’t let me in my zone,

Don’t let me in my zone

[Jay-Z & Kanye West]

I’m definitely in my zone