December 1, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


Earlier this year cancer picked a fight with my Aunt. Today she was declared the winner!
I wonder in my lifetime if I will actually say to myself ...man I can't wait to go to the gym!
I'll always be thankful for J. Lo & Kim Kardashian for popularizing big butts. That is all.
A tourist at Saks just asked to take her picture with me. WTF. As cheerful as my outward demeanor may be, I'm not part of the holiday visual display.


Yes - that's it, only FOUR.