Shit People From Fair Lawn Say

I don't have a production crew at my beck and call to make a video, but if I did, the following lines would be in my version of the latest craze - "Shit People From Fair Lawn Say:"

• "Where should we go tonight, JJ's or Dutch?"
• "Empress Diner is way better!"
• "No, Land and Sea is better!"
• "River Road Hot Bagels don't even compare to Saddle River Road."
• "Saddle River Road Hot Bagels don't even compare to River Road."
• "I'm thinking of throwing the party at the FLAC."
• "Are you going to the tree lighting ceremony?"
• "Wait, Bottle King isn't in Fair Lawn?"
• "This town just keeps growing with Russians."
• "This town just keeps growing with Jews."
• "This town just keeps growing with Russian Jews."
• "Those Cutters are really lucky to have Shane DeLucca on board."
• "Oh [snotty] - you live by Warren Point??"
• "You went to T.J.?? You must have already tried cigarettes in 7th grade."
• "Want to go get our nails done on Broadway? (Since there's like 36 nail salons in an 11-block radius)"
• "I have to go catch the bus."
• "I have to go catch the train."
• "I love NJ Transit."
• "I hate NJ Transit."
• "I live at 10 DASH 15 Raymond Street."
• "Do you belong to The Rec?"
• "Yea right - I'm not going to get in trouble - I know all of the cops."
• "Did you know 'Ransom' was filmed here on Saddle River Road?"
• "Did you know you can see 'Fair Lawn' when Jimmy Fallon holds a map in the movie 'Taxi'?"
• "Did you know Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg go to Fair Lawn in 'The Other Guys'?"
• "I'm enrolling my child in Camp Cherokee this summer."
• "I'm enrolling my child in Camp Iroquois this summer."
• "I just ordered a #57 from Gio's."
• "Let's drive fast over the Radburn bump and see what happens."
• "I can smell the cookies from my house."
• "Me? I live about 15 minutes from New York."
• "I'm going to the mall (and everyone knows you mean the Garden State Plaza)"
• "Our water tower is better than your water tower."
• "Remember when there was a Woolworth's here?"
• "Did you get your pool tag yet?"
• "I went to Omar's once....once."
• "I wonder whatever happened to the wall art that Alexander's had?"
• "Let's go to Van Saun Park today."
• "I don't need a ride, thanks - I'm just going to walk home."
• "I get my turkeys from Herald's Farm...only."
• "I heard the Hyway Theatre went bankrupt."
• "I heard the Hyway Theatre had a secret rapist working there."
• "I heard the Hyway Theatre was the scene of a murder mystery and it had to close down."
• "I went to St. Anne's."
• "Want to go walk around Ridgewood?"
• "It's Fair Lawn, not Fairlawn."
• "I have to get to Petak's before they close!"
• "I heard he went to Bergen Pines."
• "What the fuck is Mischief Night? It's called Goosey Night!"
• "My zip code is oh-seven-four-one-oh"
• "I'm going to take a ride through Dunkerhook"
• "Of course I marched in the Memorial Day Parade when I was younger...didn't you?"
• "I have to take a trip to the Rag Shop"
• "To me, the word 'marathon' doesn't have anything to do with running."
• "Going to CVS is an hour ordeal. I always see someone I know and end up talking to them forrrrevvvver!"
• "I go to Parisi's.  Is there even any other gym to consider?"

Would love to hear your additions!