January 4, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:


I joined Spotify Premium exclusively so I could subscribe to Adrianna Giuliani's "Epic Grunge" playlist. This after she tried to explain ska to me over lunch and I nearly slapped her across the face. [I believe my exact response was, "I remember the 90s. I was there too.]

I have no trouble talking to your dog and not even acknowledging your existence.

Apparently no one resolved to be better drivers in 2012.

You know you got a problem when you're hiding, eating chips so your kids don't eat them all on you. #biggirlstatus!

These 2 Russian girls at my breakfast table are always speaking in Russian. I can only assume they're talking about how upset they are that Rocky 4 ended the Cold War.


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