January 19, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Mary Pryor

In other news - just got asked out sorta / hit on by a guy via Linked In. Um...

Me: my new car is sexy, quiet and stable, just like me.
Hub: uh...the only thing you have in common with your car is you're both white.

Hey Facebook, when you show me "People You May Know," please suggest people I can go on a date with. THANKS!

My reaction to Gingrich asking his wife to have an open marriage... N-Ewwwwwwwwww-t gross!

Oh GOD. People are already gearing up for Valentine's Day?!?!?! Annoying.

Maury: You ARE the father.

Man I am JONESING for some salt & vinegar potato chips right now