Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Mary Pryor

In other news - just got asked out sorta / hit on by a guy via Linked In. Um...

Alina Lipkin Makhinson

Me: my new car is sexy, quiet and stable, just like me.
Hub: uh...the only thing you have in common with your car is you're both white.

Jared Eng

Hey Facebook, when you show me "People You May Know," please suggest people I can go on a date with. THANKS!

Andrew Goldstein

My reaction to Gingrich asking his wife to have an open marriage... N-Ewwwwwwwwww-t gross!

JohnBart Skelton

Oh GOD. People are already gearing up for Valentine's Day?!?!?! Annoying.

Sean Alvarez

G.nius

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Maury: You ARE the father.

By: Midtown Comics

Laura Heywood

Man I am JONESING for some salt & vinegar potato chips right now