January 9, 2012

TV TimeZ

Anyone watch Mob Wives last night? My thoughts:
  • Drita needs her own show where she is simply a talking head, commenting on other people's confrontations, headline news, the red carpet, Jerry Springer and maybe even Maury.
  • I cannot figure out if I think Ramona is pretty, but I definitely know I hate her name.
  • Renee needs to cut the shit with her claims of no longer wanting drama. Remember last episode when she invited all the girls over FOR some drama? #JustSayin'
  • It's hot to me that Junior went to go punch the car window when he thought Mr. Tobacco hit Ramona.
  • Carla is the hottest woman on the show.
  • Karen wouldn't look good skinny.
And those are my thoughts.  Moving on....

CBS: CBS This Morning at 7a
Discovery Channel: First Week In at 9p; Mobster Confessions at 10p
OWN: America's Money Class with Suze Orman at 9p
MTV: Caged at 10p
ABC: The Bachelor, Castle 
FOX: House, House 
NBC: Who's Still Standing?, Fear Factor, Rock Center with Brian Williams

Bravo approved a one-hour weekly talk show, Kathy hosted by Kathy Griffin set to debut this spring.  Griffin will offer her perspective on everything pop culture, gossip and tabloid headlines in addition to serving up stand-up routines, celebrity interviews and taped segments.  Griffin will also star in two new one-hour stand-up specials for the network this year.  Needless to say, I just instantly lost respect for Bravo.
Bravo's new 2012 series highlights include:
  • Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis stars house flipper Lewis who becomes a home therapist in this new series that also features Lewis' assistant, Jenni and his housekeeper, Zoila.  Premieres March 14 at 9p.
  • Shahs of Sunset is a new docu-series about a group of young Persian-American friends who juggle living in L.A. with their families and traditions.  Premieres March 2012.
  • Love Broker follows matchmaker Lori Zaslow in New York. Premieres March 2012.
  • Million Dollar Listing New York is a spin-off of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles and the new show spotlights luxury properties in New York. Premieres March 2012.
  • Around the World in 80 Plates features culinary experts Curtis Stone and Cat Cora as hosts as 12 chefs compete in a foodie race across 10 countries in 44 days.  Premieres May 2012.
  • Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding is a new docu-series featuring the extravagant nuptials of Kim Zolciak who is marrying Defensive End for the Atlanta Falcons Kroy Biermann. Premieres spring 2012.
Bravo has several returning series:
  • Watch What Happens: Live  Season six opened January 8 at 11p airing Sundays through Thursdays.
  • Tabatha Takes Over  Season four debuts this Tuesday at 10p.
  • Inside the Actors Studio returns with a George Clooney episode on January 31 at 8p. Later in the year the cast and creators of FOX's Glee will be featured.
  • Bethenny Ever After  Season three opens February 20 at 9p.
  • Pregnant in Heels  Season two is back this spring; date TBA.
  • The Millionaire Matchmaker  Season six returns this spring; date TBA.
  • Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles  Season five launches in 2012; date TBA.