March 13, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:


Waddling: (v)
Walk with short steps and a clumsy swaying motion...yup I'm officially waddling now

I want 2 pina coladas & a pedicure, please. Extra rum in the drinks & glitter on the toes. Thanks.

Asking the average American their opinion on Obama's foreign policy is like asking my two year old about nanotechnology

What are the benefits of BranchOut? It seems like LinkedIn, but with fewer software developers from India.

‎"Ah, fuck." —Nelson Mandela

lol so true

16 Types Of People In Facebook:-

1. The Lurker- Never post anything or comments on your post,but reads everything..

2. The Hyena- Doesn't ever really say anything. just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
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3. Mr/Ms Popular- Has 4367 friends for NO reason.

4. The Gamer- Plays Words With Friends,Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff,etc ALL DAY.

5. The Prophet- Every post makes reference to God.

6. The Thief- Steals status updates..and will probably steals this one.

7. The Cynic- Hates their life,and everything in it,as evidenced by the sombre tone in ALL of their status updates.

8. The Collector- Never posts anything either,but join every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9. The Promoter- Always sends event invitations to thing that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10. The Liker- Never actually says anything but always click the 'like' button.

11. The Hater- Every post revolves around someone hating them.

12. The Anti-Proofreader- This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you dont know if they were typing fast,or really cant spell.

13. Drama Queen/King- This person always post stuff like " I cant believe this!" or " They gonna make me snap today!" in the hopes that you will ask what happened,or whats wrong..but they never finish telling the story.

14.Womp Womp- This person consistently trying to be funny..but never is.

15. The News- Always updates you on what they are doing who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary

16. The Rooster- Feels that is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" everyday.See More

Gregg S. added a new photo.