Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Kristin Salvi Edson

Damn you shutterfly and your offer for a free photobook, because I really felt like spending my ENTIRE day making one!

Alexis Tirado

Damn. When is Jessica Simpson gonna pop this baby out?! Seems like the never ending pregnancy a la Mimi Carey.

Skeery Jones

WOW: I haven't been on Twitter or Facebook all day. It's like I'm living in 2007.

Felissa Benjamin Allard

Did anyone else want more Sally last night on Mad Men?

Rick Dobbs

There's always one asshole in a group of friends. I'm realizing how nice all my friends are...

Sean-Patrick M. Hillman

Offensive, but friggin' hilarious.

Christina Palmieri

Me: "Tomorrow is my birthday!" Marc, "I know, FB sent me a friendly reminder...." REALLY?????

Joel Solomon

They say having a baby is like running a marathon. In my wife's case a marathon of Ice Loves Coco.

Nadav Gordon

My friend's suitcase for Jamaica

Ariana Stavroula

I question my wardrobe choices when the bank teller hands me a lollipop.

Andrew Goldstein

‎"Tebowing" sounds WAAAAAY less messy than "Sanchezing."

Peter Shankman

I feel the need to blame a Kardashian for the fact that people can do this to themselves.

Steve Cavagnet

gone ab rippin'