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April 24, 2012
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh:
Tyler Burrow
The truth about Megan Fox's pregnancy...its my baby. And there ya have it.
Matt Harden
This asshole person weaved on and off of route 206 in Andover/ Byram today for 6 miles. If you know them, please kick them in the crotch and take their keys. Then kick them in the crotch again. Thank you.
John Cassese
FDA Pushes Back Bowel Drug Review: Ironwood, Forest - Apr. 23, 2012
Am I the only one who sees the humor in this Headline?
Brian John Kniffel
Shit elsewhere, usted.
Allan Finn
Eco-friendly products are now being named by Jewish mothers.
Jared Kahn
That moment when you forget that you're listening to a long voicemail and you answer the person back.
Lindsey Benoit
As rewarding as chopsticks are, sometimes I think sushi tastes better when you eat it with your hands....
Alex Blagg
Feel like I could be the Beyonce of husky guys with beards.
Alina Lipkin Makhinson
Mark Makhinson
Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏
What normal ppl see: ∮₪₮₩£
What the pharmacist sees: OxyContin
You people need to realize that Facebook Updates aren't to be read like AIM away messages:
Gary Papa
Gym....
No, song lyrics do NOT count as Facebook Status Updates:
Leo Czekalski
It such a good vibration, its such a sweeeeet sensation! Come on and feel MY vibration!
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