Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh:

Lauryn Kahn

COOL ALERT: Check out this new song called "Somebody I used to Know" by Gotye. It's super obscure so you heard it here first!

Alex Blagg

I am the man who will fight the Chicago lead singer for your honor, kick his ass, then sell your honor on Craigslist.

Peter Shankman

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Dane, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Slovak, an Australian, an Egyptian, a New Zealander, a Japanese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Uzbek, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Israeli, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Liechtensteiner, a Moldovan, a Syrian, an Aruban, a Mongolian, a Portuguese, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Cook Islander, a Norfolk Islander, a Haitian, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Tajikistani, an Armenian, an Albanian, a Samoan, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Belarusian, a Qatari, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Cuban, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai "

Doug Zayat

When Facebook knows you work in the wine and spirits industry these are the ads you see. Interesting mix I would say. :-)

Kenny Lugnutzz Lugo shared Devilishly and Sinfully Yours's photo.

Stephanie Sparks Donlan

Sometimes I wish I had a dvr for my car radio.

Kevin Crawford

Pet Peeve #33 - Do not send me a text saying "Call me". Just call me. #justdoit #silly

Rick Dobbs

HAHAHAH! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE R2-D2!

Peter Shankman

Apparently, this college needs a lot more gifts...

Christian Concepcion

When I see how much some mothers can do when they have so much to juggle in life all I can think of is how much they can be doing for me as well.

Um, thanks for sharing:

Adam Herman

Can't send out emails from the iPhone... Says cant find server.. Sends sometimes grr