Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Mark Marino

is annoyed that the noisy neighbors went on vacation the very week that I am moving out. There goes my plan to buy an airhorn and wake them at 3am daily until I leave. Jerks.

Pearse Connolly

Online Poker....being mugged but without the company.

Alexis Tirado

Having a BlackBerry is basically like saying you have a Zack Morris phone.

Amanda Green

I like to pronounce OMG phonetically. It's at least as strange sounding as "totes."