June 19, 2012
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh:
Overheard at Quiznos: "Why is that weird fat guy in jorts eavesdropping on our conversation?"
That moment when you realize you just wasted 15 minutes of your lunch waiting for the slowest elevators on the planet to get down to the parking garage only to remember you parked in the lot to save time...
When I went for blood work today, the chick said to me, "I am so tired. I feel like I didn't even sleep last night."
Ummm, cool... that's exactly what I want the person piercing my vein with a sharp pointy needle to say.
Money cant but happiness...but poverty cant buy anything.
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