Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

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You people made me laugh today:

Nicole Tehan

Super excited to be sitting in traffic next to this guy - good times— with Sean McDonald.

Gregg S.

Its weird, "Fridays" is such a successful restaurant franchise, but their direct competitors "Mondays 9am" are really struggling in this economy.

Mark Marino

The Starbucks cashier told the barista to prepare a venti iced coffee for one. I received a venti iced coffee with "Juan" written on the cup.

Becky Vieira

Clearly Katie's lawyer was more savvy than Nicole's. While Nic spent 10 years in service Kate got out with only five, and one unfortunate-named child. Cheers to the Holmes legal team!

Matt Harden

Take a wild fucking guess. — with Nathan Fehnel and Ronan Cotter at AMC Rockaway 16.