July 2, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


No joke: Baconnaise is officially more kosher than Hebrew National.

Spray tan #nigerian

Anyone wanna go see Spider-Man at midnight and 10 minutes in stand up and scream - "Where the F$%K is Batman? WTF is this sh$T?!?!?!?!'

I never check in at the gym, but there are so many sexy men here tonight it warrants a shout-out. — at Ludlow Fitness.

And I'm the only one who got carded to see Magic Mike.. — withLibbet M├ęgroz and 4 others.

Just overheard in Starbucks: where are you from? Answer: Brazil. Oh you speak Brazilian there, right?