Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
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No joke: Baconnaise is officially more kosher than Hebrew National.
Spray tan #nigerian
Anyone wanna go see Spider-Man at midnight and 10 minutes in stand up and scream - "Where the F$%K is Batman? WTF is this sh$T?!?!?!?!'
I never check in at the gym, but there are so many sexy men here tonight it warrants a shout-out. — at Ludlow Fitness.
And I'm the only one who got carded to see Magic Mike.. — withLibbet Mégroz and 4 others.
Just overheard in Starbucks: where are you from? Answer: Brazil. Oh you speak Brazilian there, right?
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