Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

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You people made me laugh today:

Kimberle Adkins

The only Boss in my life is Bruce Springsteen.

Just sayin' ..

Edward Romaine

I just found a cigarette and beef jerky in my top desk drawer. #whitetrashproblems

Chantelle Lauren Zino

Dear God, When I said that 2012 has to be easier than the last couple of years - IT WASN'T A CHALLENGE!!! Back off, bro...

Jesse Robert Cirolli Quinones

Texting while driving: YOLO
Forever alone: SOLO
Marco: POLO
Condom broke: OHNO
Bitches crazy: FOSHO
Oh shit!: POPO

Ben Mehl

I'm not sure if my local Starbucks did it on purpose but placing a Fiona Apple cd next to a rotted banana was a genius marketing strategy.