July 11, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

in the elevator with a woman who has on Angel perfume. Wondering if I should tap her on the shoulder and remind her it is not 1999 or throw up on her.

I overheard a girl claiming to be Lindsay Lohan, what a dumbass. Its only 1:45pm, waaaaaaay to early for Lohan to be awake.

I don't use Spotify, but I'd be happy to update you with every single song I hear on SiriusXM Radio...

I wish more people would reply to my tweets so I could re-tweet their response and show everyone that someone is listening.