Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
i would love to do a mockumentary about growing up with Alex Trebec as your father
Nuts give me heart burn. I guess its a good thing I'm not gay
KStew get out of my gym. or i'll tell everyone twilight ISN'T REAL!
I was totally planning to hit 1pm kickboxing today... but then I got high. So instead I'll be parked on the couch for the next 2 hours. #howispendmytimeoff #stonerproblems
Are there hotels where they don't wash the sheets between guests? I pretty much assumed I always got clean sheets. (and espn, for that matter.)
