Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
Wow advanced turn by turn navigation and 4g technology. Apple is so advanced.
Due to the launch of Apple's iPhone 5, men will sit down to pee more often than not.
Big props to Apple on their launch of the Samsung Galaxy S3...
INT. MANSION - DAY. VINNIE CHASE wakes up next to TWO HOT BLONDES. He meets up with DRAMA, E, and TURTLE then KILLS IT in Hollywood. THE END
I hope the iPhone 5 comes with a feature where the screen doesn't shatter when you drop it in the parking lot at work because you were late because of LA traffic, again.
